The Polite Way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the following

‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?’ Michael said, ‘Just a minute I
have to go pee.’ The teacher responded by saying,
‘That would be rude and impolite.’

‘What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
Sherman said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to
the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’

‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.’

‘And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?’ ‘I would
say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
after dinner.’

The teacher fainted.

~thanks Ronnie!

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