From the folks who make the Invisible Fence for cats and dogs, now
comes the Invisible Fence Bra for your teenage daughter!
Using advanced electromagnetic technology, the Invisible Fence Bra
creates a safety zone around Daddy’s Little Angel.
If a horny young bastard has decided to skip the Church social and
head right to the Devil’s Playground, your daughter will be safe and
secure with this bra. Attempting to remove it without keying in the
secret combination results in a “slight correction” to the horny young
Voltage levels are set in ten ascending doses including: “Don’t Go
There, Boyfriend”, “Freddy’ll Lose His Fingers”, “Rushin’ Hands,
Electrocuted Fingers”, “Char Your Fingers To The Bone”, and, the
ultimate level, “Any Last Words Before We Throw The Switch?”
Ladies, do *you* have a boss that likes to reach over your shoulder
for a pencil on your desk?
The Invisible Fence Bra has an accessory which clips underneath your
When the boss’s hand dips into the the “No Fly Zone”, the magnetic
field of the bra triggers the mechanical arm of the accessory we like
to call: “Balls Through The Wall.” Your boss can then apply for a role
on “The Sopranos.”
Don’t delay! Operators are standing by now.