At a recent medical convention, doctors were asked their opinions regarding the bailout/rescue plan voted on by Congress. The following are their opinions:

Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling, and

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!

Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception, but

Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ and

Pediatricians rallied to chant, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands of it, yet

Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on things.’

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but

Urologists said the it would not hold water.

Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was a gas, but

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

A final opinion was voiced by a coalition of Proctologists who advised everyone to leave the
financial fiasco with the assholes in Washington who caused it.